Joke of the Day

2 engineering students walk into a bar,

The first engineering student says what do you think of my new mountain bike? The second engineering student says, very nice, what did it cost ya ? Nothing, one of the cheerleaders gave it to me yesterday. Really, why did she do that ? Beats me, I was walking home last night minding my own business when she rode up on the bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The second engineering student nodded approvingly, "Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."